I owe a huge debt to jb for pointing to this video of Billy Bragg and Bill Bailey singing Bill's Billy Bragg song, Unisex Chip Shop at Glastonbury. I'm sure that I've said so before, but Bill Bailey is a genius. He can be more like Billy Bragg than Billy is, and lines like this are pure comedy gold:

[Previous line concerned him dreaming about Debbie from the chip shop running naked through the woods of Rainham...] If I had some tigers I'd train 'em To protect her From the sexual fascism that was lurking 'Round the gherkins

It's made me smile every time I think of it.