Top Gear presenters in the making

· mumblings ·

I overheard this exchange at the bus stop this morning, delivered by three boys commenting on every car that went past:

[Boy 1, in a pre-pubescent Brummie squeak]: Whoa! That's a Subaru!

[Boy 2]: Like the one in "2 Fast 2 Furious"!

[Boy 3]: Yeeahh!

[All watch in awed silence — crowded on the curb for a better view — as the car goes by]

[Boy 1]: Crap spoiler^1^, though.

[Boy 3]: It's the worst spoiler in the world!

Everyone is a critic. Bless 'em.

^1^ By which they meant the aerodynamic spoiler on the car, not a spoiler of the film variety.