Overheard

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Two girls, chatting in a sandwich shop:

I don't feel so guilty when I eat crisps, because they're like... flat.

Excellent, the thickness-based diet — you can eat as many thin foods as you like. Crisps, crackers, After Eight mints, processed cheese slices and salami can all be eaten ad libitum, but apples, tomatoes and broccoli are right out the window.

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