Oh my. It looks like I might have to stop describing myself as a Mac lover. I don't take it quite that far, though. True, I have been known to stroke my TiBook lovingly, but there's nothing going on between us. We're just good friends, aren't we darling?
Take a look at the picture of "iMac Boy" that accompanies the piece, and answer me this question: why does his mouse look so angry?