Invisible plasters

· mumblings ·

I'm convinced that my IQ is about 50 in the first 15 minutes or so after I've woken up. I think that it's partly to do with getting up before 6am (I'm less dopey if I get up an hour or more later), but whatever the reason, I'm a bit of a danger to myself and others until I've had time to give my brain a bit of choke and start up properly without spluttering and backfiring.