Yoda spam
I’ve just had some spam from Yoda:
Hello!
The company on development web project are required Financial Leader(permanent or temporary work). You it is necessary whole only pair hours a day for this work, rest we shall teach you. The company guarantees the social package, honesty in cooperation, ensuring the salary beforehand on acceptance on work, vacation. Acceptance is realized on competitive base. We are pleased each workman!
Salary from 5000 pounds in mounth.
Being a Jedi Master must not pay as well as it did, so poor little Yoda has had to diversify into web developmentâhe might be using the name ‘Ninette’, but I’d know that syntax anywhere. I must say that I’m interested by the £5000 in mounth (one orally-delivered pay cheque per month?), and reassured that “is necessary whole only pair hours a day”. You don’t want to be working those unpaired hoursâit’s a killer. So tempting, particularly as the boss might even teach me how to use a light sabre during my lunch hour!
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There must be an immensely lucrative job in TEFL to spammers. (Probably even more than £5000 in mounth.) But I suppose I'd need to be much more fluent in Spammish than I am. Is there also somewhere out there that I can RTFM on that?----- Okay that's hysterical. Have you seen JJ's spoof on this? Spam Conference.
I guess the force just isn't what it used to be, or that Yoda went over to the Dark Side of the Force.
Cheers
by Penny @ 02/11/2004 5:12 am • Permalink •
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I just recieved a couple of these under different names, somehow that they were looking to increase their workforce in the united kingdom and had contacted me did (aside from the very bizarre spellings and formulations) made me doubt their sincerity. I admit that i am totally naive in this and I remain totally puzzled as to the point of this particular spam. By the way i maybe unavailable for a while as I will soon be off to enjoy the bermuda cruise and the 100000 dollars I won yesterday (and perhaps to meet some of the hot babes who truly want to meet just me)! The internet is truly wonderful.
by john @ 02/11/2004 7:11 am • Permalink •
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[in the style of Pass Notes in G2] Do say: "To be to English learn me"
Don't Say:" mmm.. penis enlargement you seek"
by Ian @ 04/11/2004 10:12 am • Permalink •
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