I’m ill and busy at the moment—not a great combination. To anyone else in my position can I prescribe the perfect medication? Take one listening of Two Margarines by John Shuttleworth every 24 hours. It’s a dramatic reconstruction of the domestic disaster of having Two Margarines on the Go (i.e. opening a new tub without realising that there is one tub already open), and set to a samba rhythm.

Two margarines on the go It’s a Nightmare scenario Two margarines in my fridge It’s enough to end a Happy marriage

Side effects may include Lemsip shooting from your nose.