13 Sep 2003

The least practical mobile phone ever

p. Sometimes you really have to wonder what goes on in inventors' minds. Take "this idea":http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3103616.stm for example--what exactly was the design process here? Let's take a look at the possible reasoning:

Problem - Sometimes it's difficult to concentrate on your mobile phone conversation properly. Between the sirens, people shouting, and that cyclist you've just run over with your car hitting your window repeatedly with his broken wheel--well, it just isn't conducive to a serious conversation, is it?

Potential solutions - You could always go and find a quiet, empty room and use your mobile, or even a landline. But wouldn't that defeat the usefulness of having a mobile phone in the first place, if you have to go somewhere special to use it?

Design solution - Produce a pod-like helmet which is held above the water by three adjustable floats. You wear the helmet while immersed in a swimming pool kept at body temperature, and thus create an environment like an isolation tank, in which you are able to fully attend to your conversation. Now that is so much more convenient than finding a quiet room.

p. It's always possible that I might read this again in a few years time when everyone owns a floating pod mobile phone, and feel like a right charlie, but somehow I think that's unlikely.

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    It doesn't say anything about how it stops your head from slipping out of the helmet. There must be some way of attaching your head/body to the apparatus, right? Surely that would be noticeable, though, ruining the whole sensory deprivation effect?----- If you do own one, I wonder when will you get a chance to use it. Might be suitable for a mermaid if there is one smile

    by Thomas Chai @ 20/09/2003 2:09 pm • Permalink

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    the fact that this invention exists depresses me more than anything else in the world

    by simon haines @ 13/05/2004 9:05 pm • Permalink