04 Dec 2006
One of the previous owners of our house planted a bamboo plant next to a little bubble fountain. It's attractive, and gives the garden a slightly Japanese feel, but they neglected to plant the bamboo in a pot sunk into the ground. Consequently, the plant has drawn up complex invasion plans (complete with little model bamboo plants placed on a huge map, which are pushed about by uniformed young women with long sticks), and is gradually strangling any other plants rash enough to be sitting immobile in its rampaging path.
So, at the weekend, I decided that it was time to launch the counter attack, and reclaim some territory. I didn't want to just destroy it, because it does form quite a nice, rounded clump, but I wasn't at all confident in my ability to cut it back evenly. I was half expecting to end up in a kind of Right Said Fred situation, cutting back more and more to try and even it up, until the bamboo was a couple of sad-looking bare twigs. However, I must have more topiary skills than I gave myself credit for, because it ended up as a smaller version of the rounded clump I started with. Despite the fact that it was hard work (particularly the bit when I had to climb into the shrubbery to lop off the shoots that were coming up in an adjacent bed), I found pruning quite therapeutic. There's something about brutally attacking greenery with sharp shears that makes you forget your worries for a while.
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The sure fire method of getting rid of bamboo is psychological. Remembering that, technically, bamboo is a Grass, what you need to do is tell it that it is a very superior grass, and that you desperately need it to turn into the best lawn ever - that should guarantee that it will whither and die in very short order............by Jonathan Briggs @ 04/12/2006 9:16 pm • Permalink
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Oddly enough I prune a lot... must be coincidence. I´ve thought of stopping this side of my service as it is not necessary to my business. However I really find it very satisfying. It´s so zen: as I work in trees I´m working in 3 time references, the past, the present and the future. It all blends into an instinctual working trance (broken by occasional loud obscene swearing, of course. Zens o.k. but a good swear is truly uplifting) It´s extremely satisfying to return to a tree year after year and see it´s progress (hopefully) under your vision and instinct. I admit also that the whole endavour satifies all my strong anal compulsions for control and order. There are many solutions to an invasive plant problem, the main concept being that one must truly tackle the problem, otherwise you will find yourself being ground down in a continual losing battle, a sort of Angkor Wat of human futility.by jc. @ 05/12/2006 6:11 am • Permalink
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Debbie loves pruning in our garden, although this usually means running the lawn-mower over the flowerbed! Paul.by Snowbabies @ 05/12/2006 8:22 am • Permalink
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Bamboo on rampage on flickr I couldn't help myself. That phrase "rampaging path" is far too funny in the context of a bamboo plant. :-Dby Debbie Ridpath Ohi @ 05/12/2006 2:55 pm • Permalink
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Steve: Yes, I got the feeling that it wouldn't be the last time I'd be pruning it backby bsag @ 05/12/2006 7:06 pm • Permalink
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Yes, pandas would be good, at least you would know there would be no sneaking off for a quickie when they should be working! Mind you, it would only work with newly planted bamboo, as they eat shoots and leave...........by Jonathan Briggs @ 05/12/2006 8:05 pm • Permalink
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I've some bamboo, but it's of the 'relatively stationary, slow-grow' type. However, if you ever want to meet a truly truly *truly* devious plant, comfrey's the one. One wee bit of a rhizome 1mm x 2mm and it's off and running. To recommend it, it has excellent herbal uses (topically and ingested) and is well, quite hardy.by faoi @ 21/12/2006 2:32 pm • Permalink
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Bamboo is evil! We've been trying to get rid of the clump left by our predecessors for seven years now and it still keeps coming back. You are in for a never ending task, I'm afraid. When my wife was hacking ours back for the first time, she discovered a pond which the previous owners hadn't told us about! That's how bad it can get. Keep on top of it and good luck!by Steve @ 04/12/2006 8:11 pm • Permalink