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9th February, 2006

How to Be a Bad Birdwatcher - Simon Barnes

Filed under: Culture, — bsag @ 06:03 PM

How to Be a Bad Birdwatcher

This book was quite a fun read, and unexpectedly uplifting and touching. Despite being a very popular pastime in the UK, birdwatching rather unfairly carries with it a slight whiff of anorak, partly because of the image of the avid ‘twitcher’, chasing rare birds all over the country just so that they can add that species to their list. That image is—-in itself—-unfair, because many twitchers also love watching common birds. Anyway, Simon Barnes’ argument is that you don’t really need to know much at all about birds to enjoy watching them, nor do you need expensive equipment, or to travel to exotic countries for it to enrich your life. In many ways, he was preaching to the converted as far as I was concerned. Despite birds being part of my job, I’m pretty hopeless at identifying them, but I could watch any bird for ages. I’m the kind of person who walks into lamp posts because my attention is suddenly caught by a bird in a tree. In fact, this passage from the book sounded terribly familiar to me:

I might be in the middle of a conversation of amazing importance about the Direction of Our Marriage, but my eye will flick out of the window at a hint of movement, caught in the tail of my eye, and I will register: bloody hell, sparrowhawk. I might say it out loud too—-not necessarily a wise decision.

He has some lovely passages about the glory of birds, but the book is also a rather touching portrait of his relationship with his father, who originally inspired his interest in birdwatching. They have (or had) a slightly awkward relationship, it seems, but their shared love of birds gave them something in common, something to talk about.

Just this morning I was standing at the bus stop in the gloomy pre-dawn light, and marvelling at the contributors to the dawn chorus gamely trying to make themselves heard over the roar of the traffic. At this time of year, they’re particularly welcome as heralds of the coming Spring. Now, I know that what they’re really doing is yelling at their male neighbours to get the hell off their territory (or else), and trying to impress the females, but what I hear is: “Welcome back, Persephone. How was the Underworld? Been a bit nippy while you’ve been away.”

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    I like watching common birds.

    • gets anorak *----- Did she recycle the string as she returned?

    by Jonathan Briggs @ 11/02/2006 5:02 pm • Permalink

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    Mr. D.: I do too wink

    Jonathan Briggs: I think you're thinking of Ariadne, who gave Theseus some magic thread so that he could find his way out of the Minotaur's labyrinth.

    by bsag @ 11/02/2006 5:02 pm • Permalink

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    Of course, Ariadne auf Naxos - You were refering to that Persephone, the one on an occasional holiday from Hades, that well known dive of ill repute...... She didn't need a ball of string.

    by Jonathan Briggs @ 11/02/2006 8:02 pm • Permalink

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    My room is right at the roof top of a 5-storey building. Here in our place it’s already one of the TALLEST and so everyday I get to see glimpse from all streets in the city from my place. But what I love the most is every morning I am awakened by the chirping of the birds outside my window. When I get up and look out all of them will then fly away as if I have disturbed their peaceful living. Well, I don’t care really because seeing a flock of birds flying altogether in mid-air is so relaxing; a sure way of relieving stress.

    But as time passes by, the scene gets so boring. I would want something more than just looking from them from afar. I don’t have a telescope. So this book of yours is really timely. I wish this can provide me all the necessary information that I want to know about bird watching.

    John


    by Portrait Photography @ 06/10/2006 2:11 am • Permalink

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