12 Jul 2004
I've been watching quite a few documentaries recently, and it has made me think a bit about what makes them effective. In the style of the old 'compare and contrast' essays we all had to write at school, I was thinking about the differences between two programmes I've seen in the past few days: Time Machine and Searching for the Wrong-Eyed Jesus. Time Machine featured computer reconstructions of physical processes which happen over a very long time scale, like glaciation, plate tectonics and the formation of the Grand Canyon. The visuals were stunning1, but the narration was terrible. It was awash with terrible puns (when they showed a kangaroo, you just knew they were going to say, "we need to JUMP BACK in time...") and Every. Word. Was. Emphasised. It was so unnecessary; the graphics were mesmerising on their own, and the narration should have provided additional information rather than bludgeoning us with how amazing it all was. It was one of those occasions when I wished that I could selectively remove the narration from the audio, leaving the music and images.
As a complete contrast, 'Searching for the Wrong-Eyed Jesus' was a perfect documentary as far as I'm concerned. The film maker (Andrew Douglas) kept out of the way, and we were guided around the hidden parts of the Deep South by Jim White (a really excellent musician). He told us about growing up in the South after his family moved there from California, and they let ordinary people talk about their beliefs and their stories as they drove around in an beaten-up old Caddy. This was interspersed with wonderful images of bayous wreathed in mist, moss-draped forests, trailer parks and truck stops, as well as performances—in situ—by other artists like 16 Horsepower and The Handsome Family.
You really got the atmosphere of the place, and came away with the strong impression that The South is a place of extremes. Jim White said that you either turn to Jesus or end up in prison—there's nothing in between. In many ways it was a very sad film. There were some interviews at a prison, and one man told the story of how he was a roofer, earning $300 a week with a lot of back-breaking work. Then he slipped in to dealing in drugs and found that he could make $5,000 a week, without "bustin' his ass". He was sentenced to 120 years, while child molesters get 6 months. A writer called Harry Crews also told some great stories about the superstitions that he grew up with. His mother taught him that when you kill an opossum to eat, and get rid of the guts and the eyes, you have to put the eyes face down in the hole when you bury them. That way, when the 'possum wakes up and comes to kill you in revenge ("and it will", he added menacingly), it will bury itself deeper and deeper, instead of digging to the surface.
In short, Time Machine made something that was intrinsically interesting dull and irritating, while Searching for the Wrong-Eyed Jesus made something I wouldn't have thought I would be interested in fascinating.
1 And more interesting than you might think; I loved seeing India breaking off from Pangea and hurtling northwards before crashing into Asia and forming the Himalayas from the crumple zone. You don't expect continents to hurtle anywhere, but they do if you have the right time frame.
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Keith: Hehe.
Yes, I noticed that too. There was also a bit about swallows migrating that made me roll my eyes a bit.
Harold: Yes, that was a good bit, but I don't think I'll bother with the other episodes. A lot of the footage seems to be stuff culled from other programmes. There was a long bit on Vesuvius which I've seen before, and a few other bits that I also recognised. Cheap 're-mix' TV, I think.
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Don't have much sympathy with the pusher, 120 years is just fine with me, but I do think the child molesters should also get the 120 years.
by dave m @ 14/07/2004 1:07 pm • Permalink •
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I finally got round to watching the Time Machine on tape, and all I can say is that you were very generous in your appraisal! The script was bad to the point of hilarity (did I really hear him say "A single raindrop on its own is harmless. Put lots of them together, though, and things start to get serious"?), the narrator exceptionally irritating, but the visuals were much less impressive than I'd expected. A few nice 'library' time-lapse shots, sure, but the CG stuff was pretty average. Too many pictures of cheap clocks, grains of sand, running water, heaving mountains covered with snow. We used to do this Popular Science stuff so well. What happened?
by pete @ 22/07/2004 8:08 am • Permalink •
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Call me picky but I was amused by the bit (in Time Machine not the other one) where they wanted to go back to the early earth and said (not an exact quote) "if we do this at 1m yrs per second it will take about 1.5 hours, so we will do it at 1000m yrs per second" and then took about 10 seconds over it! Actually I'd quite like to see an animation of continental drift at 1m yrs/sec, at least for the past 1000m yrs or so, I suspect things get a bit unclear prior to that.----- I agree with the sentiments on Time Machine. The first few minutes almost had me reaching for the remote control. I'm glad I kept with it though, the animation of the rocky mountains eroding was worth it, though I'm still somewhat disappointed with the quality of the animations which nowhere near Walking with Dinosaurs.
by Harold @ 13/07/2004 4:07 pm • Permalink •