Bats
It should be fairly clear from the image at the top of this page that I’m very fond of bats, both megachiroptera (fruit bats) and microchiroptera (insectivorous bats). Not only are they flying mammals, which is a great start, but the micro bats also eat biting insects which would otherwise eat me, which endears them to me hugely. If all that wasn’t enough, they are also furry, squeaky and cute. I’m labouring these points, because you’d probably otherwise get the impression from the following paragraphs that I hate bats.
During our stay in the Pantanal, we had to move rooms because of a booking confusion. The hotel rooms were wooden, two-story cabins, and we moved from a ground floor1 room to a top floor one, which had an open space above it and to each side, under the eaves. It only took a few minutes of listening to a lot of squeaking, scrabbling and batty scrambling around2. And then there was the smell. No mammalian urine (as far as I know—-I haven’t done a thorough survey) smells exactly fragrant, but bat pee is particularly musky and lingering, and there was a very distinct whiff of it, both inside and outside our room. When you’re getting up at 5am in the dark, an all-pervading atmosphere of bat pee doesn’t improve the experience.
The real fun came at dusk, when the bats got ready for a great night out. As we sat on the balcony outside the room, treating ourselves to a richly deserved cold beer, bats would hurtle out of the loft, narrowly missing us in the process. What is more, a surprising number of individuals had obviously not read the memo about the whole “bats get tangled in your hair” thing being a myth spread by ignorant people. Suddenly, bats were ricocheting off us and landing on the balcony floor with a sound like a small blancmange wrapped in a wet flannel being hurled at a wall.
Bats aren’t really made for vertical (or even horizontal) take off. They need to plummet a bit before they can get the whole flying thing together, so these poor grounded bats sat for a few minutes looking slightly stunned, then used their wings to flap across the deck—-like one of those clockwork turtles you put in the bath—-before dropping off the edge of the balcony and flying away.
Naturally, we felt terrible, and assumed that it was all our fault somehow. We tried to move out of the line of fire, and turned the lights off in case that was baffling them, but it didn’t seem to help. In the end, we just endured the rain of bats, stoically covering our beer glasses with a protective hand.
1 Well, not quite, because all of the rooms and the connecting walkways were supported on stilts and a couple of metres off the actual ground. ↑
2 There’s a distinct and audible difference between genuine quadrupedal running performed by, say, a rat, and the wing/leg scramble performed by bats. If you ever hear it, you’ll know what I mean. ↑
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Interesting. I have a question, hoping that someone can answer. I was given a bat house that I placed on the side of the house under the peek of the roof. It was said that this bat house contained a nursery ( an enclosed compartment with an opening at the top, inside the house. I have many bats every spring, but they all leave about the middle of July. Is my bat house just a hatchery?
by Ken Good @ 30/09/2006 1:09 am • Permalink •
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I am also fond of bats. Our ritual at our northern Ontario (Canada) cottage is to sit at the end of the dock or in the canoe at dusk and watch their antics as they get a drink from the lake. Awesome. There have been a few close calls with our heads, but they're flying in low from elsewhere so I think we're okay!
Bat houses - I just did some reading on them. Congratulations on attracting bats to your bat house - it's quite a feat. Apparently one should provide several houses for the bats. They will move among several roosts during the year in response to mess and temperature. If the roost gets saturated with droppings and such, they'll move. If the roost becomes too hot or cold, they'll move. Your bat house may have an exposure that is too warm come July. You could put up other bat houses in places that are shaded and cooler. Each bat colony has its individual preferences. My resource recommends experimenting with many bat houses in several locations and colours - black for warm houses, grey for neutral temperature, beige for cooler houses.
by Jeannine @ 30/09/2006 11:10 am • Permalink •
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Ken Good: I think Jeannine is probably right. I'm no expert on bats, but I do know that they have quite specific requirements for roosts, so yours may be getting too hot in the summer.
Jeannine: That ritual sounds wonderful! We would have enjoyed watching ours more, but we were constantly worried that they were going to injure themselves.
by bsag @ 01/10/2006 2:11 pm • Permalink •
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I'm more concerned about the unwitting insight you have given us into your private life, that you seem to know what a blancmange wrapped in a wet flannel sounds like when thrown against a wall. Any chance of an invite to your next party?
by ThoughtBadger @ 02/10/2006 2:10 pm • Permalink •
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