As I cycled home from work through the park, I witnessed this scene:
Two magpies stood watching a hedgehog. The hedgehog was walking — slowly and very precisely — along the white line of a football pitch. The mapgies kept about half a metre from the hedgehog, but walked along behind it, watching it intently.
I’m sure that they were probably sizing it up to see if they could eat it, but I couldn’t help thinking that — apart from the fact that they weren’t wearing tiny, twee clothes — it looked like an updated and slightly sinister scene from a Beatrix Potter book.